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		<title>Spotify Invites</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 14:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Blimey that was quick! All gone for the moment, I should have a couple more on or around the 17th June. If anyone wants to post any more on here in the meantime in the comments, feel free! I thought I&#8217;d add these here. I get 2 a month for being on Premium, these [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Update:</strong> Blimey that was quick! All gone for the moment, I should have a couple more on or around the <strong>17th June</strong>. If anyone wants to post any more on here in the meantime in the comments, feel free!</p>
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<p>I thought I&#8217;d add these here. I get 2 a month for being on Premium, these are for <a href="https://www.spotify.com/get-spotify/free/">Spotify Free</a>, simply paste in the invite code on that page!</p>
<p>NB: These will only work in countries where Spotify is available, currently: Sweden, Norway, Finland, the UK, France, Spain or The Netherlands.</p>
<p>If it doesn&#8217;t work, try the next one in the list. I&#8217;ll add more as I get them each month and cross out the used ones!</p>
<ul id="invites">
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">dGnbudxmugu3yYVX</del></li>
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">b4W95Dd3W4FYHBGt</del></li>
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">aNsRyhfVgJghkchw</del></li>
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">ceGx8DSDSNYWTPz6</del></li>
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">e4bdXPyMqCChcs57</del></li>
<li><del datetime="2010-06-01T09:33:38+00:00">fAkn4BdqB9HPgEL8</del></li>
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<p>All gone (01/06/2010).</p>
<p>Enjoy!</p>
<p>James.</p>
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		<title>CoPilot Live for Android &#8211; Google Checkout number invalid</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[activation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: CoPilot finally solved my problem by resetting my Google Checkout number on their system, might be worth asking them to do that if you&#8217;re having the same problems! Seeing as there doesn&#8217;t seem to be much relating to this error on Google. Well, there does, but never a resolution (or people are unwilling to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>UPDATE: CoPilot finally solved my problem by resetting my Google Checkout number on their system, might be worth asking them to do that if you&#8217;re having the same problems!<br />
</strong></p>
<p>Seeing as there doesn&#8217;t seem to be much relating to this error on Google. Well, there does, but never a resolution (or people are unwilling to share the solution they received from CoPilot).</p>
<p>I had the notorious &#8220;Google Checkout number invalid&#8221; error, and after re-installing the app, then received this error when trying to log in to my CoPilot account (on the phone): Sorry! Your CoPilot Trial Has Expired &#8211; Error 703</p>
<p>So, for the benefit of those of you out there who encounter this problem, here&#8217;s the email I received from CoPilot regarding this problem.<br />
<span id="more-157"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>Thank you for contacting CoPilot Technical Support.  It may be your maps are corrupted.  What I would suggest is to</p>
<p>1) Uninstall CoPilot in SETTINGS | APPLICATIONS | COPILOT.<br />
2) Connect your device to your PC over USB<br />
3) Delete the CoPilot folder<br />
4) Now unplug your device from the PC<br />
5) Download CoPilot from the Market Place again (you will not be charged for this)<br />
6) Then follow the Central instructions below to download maps again</p>
<p>Download Central 2.0<br />
1) Please download Central from</p>
<p>http://www.copilotlive.com/central</p>
<p>Getting the device Connected<br />
1) Launch Central 2.0<br />
2) Log in with your CoPilot Live ID (this is required in order to download maps or purchase upgrades)<br />
3) Connect your android device to your PC through a USB cable<br />
4) On the device, drag the top bar down to the bottom of the screen and tap on USB connected<br />
5) Select &#8220;Mount&#8221;<br />
6) You will see in Central at the top left of the screen your Device model (for android devices we just show &#8220;Android Device&#8221;) and CoPilot 8 version number.</p>
<p>Downloading Maps<br />
1) Select Download maps &#8211; this is an icon in the center of the welcome screen (currently only for android customers) or go to CoPiltot store and select Maps.<br />
2) Select the region to download. You can only download maps for the region you previously selected on your device.  These regions will be shown in blue in Central.  For all other regions that you have not purchased, the text will appear in black signifying you need to purchase these.<br />
3) Once you click on download, the data will be transferred to your PC, unpacked and sent to the storage card on the device. Please remember to keep the device connected at all times.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Invicta FM: 1984 &#8211; 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: If you came here via Google, welcome along. Don&#8217;t be shy, share your Invicta memories! Well, the day has come &#8211; Invicta FM (by name at least) ceases to be.  I thought I would come out of hiding in my blog to share my memories of what was once Kent&#8217;s best ILR station. Now, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<hr /><strong>Update:</strong> If you came here via Google, welcome along. Don&#8217;t be shy, share your Invicta memories!<br />
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<p>Well, the day has come &#8211; Invicta FM (by name at least) ceases to be.  I thought I would come out of hiding in my blog to share my memories of what was once Kent&#8217;s best ILR station.</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m not going to discuss the reasons why I disagree with the name change, there&#8217;s already a <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=299805">64 page thread on Digital Spy</a> that contains plenty of my opinions, I want this to be more centred on the good times I had with Invicta!</p>
<h2>Background</h2>
<p>I first moved to the county in 1990 with my mum and step dad. Being 4 years old I don&#8217;t actually remember much of the first few years. Although I do remember my hearing Invicta Supergold coming from my parent&#8217;s bedroom on a few occasions!</p>
<h2>My Early Days</h2>
<p>My first vivid memory was laying in bed listening to the launch of the Morning Zoo with Neil Francis and Simon Beale (Nealy and Bealy!). I remember Simon Beale running late for the first ever show and Neil ringing him up periodically to ask how he was getting on!</p>
<p>After that, I listened more and more to Invicta, and I do remember at one point when I was making my own &#8216;fake&#8217; radio shows, I used to cross to Invicta the top of the hour for their news! Hence why I have these Invicta news bulletins from a while back:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/toth-news.mp3">http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/toth-news.mp3</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/paul-deacon-6-jun-99.mp3">http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/paul-deacon-6-jun-99.mp3</a></p>
<h2>School Days</h2>
<p>Invicta also got me through my school homework, I remember listening to The Fridge with Stephen Sullivan (and Taz!)  religiously every night. The &#8216;Raid the Fridge&#8217; feature comes to mind there too <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Towards the end of my listening history with Invicta (people are going to see this one a bit more controversial methinks) was the networked Steve Penk show. Although it was networked, they made no effort hiding this fact, unlike most networking these days! Regardless of what people say about him, his ability to make me laugh with his windups and general on-air presence is one of the things I&#8217;m going to remember most fondly.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/penky.mp3">http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/penky.mp3</a></p>
<p>My friend just reminded me of an amusing thing we did in Sixth Form when we had a few free periods. We were listening to the 10am-1pm show (I think it was with Neil Faraday) and decided on a whim to drive to Radio House in Whitstable to try and get on the air. We texted him to let him know, and got a mention jokingly. Then texted him again when we were <strong>outside</strong> the studios, he spoke about us on-air again saying his stalkers were outside the building! Then said for us to come into reception. When we got in, we asked to see him, the receptionists said unfortunately we couldn&#8217;t as he didn&#8217;t have time, but they&#8217;d said we could have some goodies, so we got a few Invicta FM T shirts, a couple of Morning Zoo Kellogg&#8217;s breakfast packs (complete with Kellogg&#8217;s mug) and umpteen stickers!</p>
<p>Another show I enjoyed thoroughly was Jonathan Miles&#8217; show (maybe this was just because they&#8217;d got rid of the bloody Wind-down Zone &#8211; something as a kid I never really enjoyed). He was always up for a laugh, and his &#8216;bitch of a day&#8217; feature always made you realise your day probably hadn&#8217;t been as hard as you first thought!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/jonathon-miles.mp3">http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/jonathon-miles.mp3</a></p>
<p>After Penky left, I must admit I didn&#8217;t listen as often at night as I used to.</p>
<h2>The Morning Zoo</h2>
<p>I still listened religiously to the Morning Zoo until I moved to Surrey in 2005. I still have some old stickers on the window at my parent&#8217;s house (anyone remember the short-lived 7-day Morning Zoo?).</p>
<p>James Heming did a wonderful job taking the reigns for the Morning Zoo, and I think the show&#8217;s highest point was when he was at the helm. I still vividly remember the &#8220;James Heming and the Morning Zoo, Invicta FMMMMM&#8221; jingle.</p>
<p>My memory has a slight blank spot between Neil and Simon and James Heming so maybe someone can fill the blanks in this Morning Zoo timeline:</p>
<ul>
<li>Neil Francis &amp; Simon Beale</li>
<li>Neil Francis &amp; Sam Hughes</li>
<li>I can&#8217;t remember the weekend Morning Zoo presenters</li>
<li>James Heming, Ant Payne, Craig (the producer?),  Andy (travel centre?),Vicky (flying eye?), Tony Shepherd (news)</li>
</ul>
<p>If you want some Morning Zoo related nostalgia, get yourself over to the Internet Archive&#8217;s Wayback Machine: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.themorningzoo.biz">http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.themorningzoo.biz</a></p>
<h2>&#8230;to conclude</h2>
<p>If anyone has any jingles from my heyday of listening to Invicta (~1994-2005), I would gladly pay for  a CD of as many jingles as you can fit on there! Comment to this blog post (or <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/private.php?do=newpm&amp;u=16969">PM me on Digital Spy</a>) if by some strange co-incidence someone who does finds this!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll close this post, with a wonderful montage of jingles over the years of Invicta, compiled by &#8216;<a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/member.php?u=41595">mbessex</a>&#8216; on <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/">Digital Spy</a>. I hope he doesn&#8217;t mind me posting it on here&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/GoodbyeInvicta.mp3">http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/stuff/invicta/GoodbyeInvicta.mp3</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Across the South East&#8230; 24 hours a day&#8230; this (was) Invicta FM&#8221;</p>
<p>Rest in Peace, Invicta Sound / Invicta Radio / Invicta FM. Missed, but not forgotten. <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=92187704050">In my day, Invicta FM was a local radio station</a> &#8211; A Facebook group sharing Invicta memories.</p>
<p><a href="http://blammy.blogspot.com/2009/06/south-east-englands-heart-attack.html">Robin Blairmes&#8217; blog post regarding &#8216;South East England&#8217;s Heart Attack&#8217; with plenty more audio clips</a></p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s a first time for everything!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<title>Birthday Report</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Clubbing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well that certainly was a birthday to remember! I&#8217;ll try and write as complete account of it as possible, FBI-stylee&#8230; NB: This is quite long, and it took me ages to write, so go on, read it as I put a lot of effort in! Thursday, 11th January 2007 The day started relatively normally, with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well that certainly was a birthday to remember! I&#8217;ll try and write as complete account of it as possible, FBI-stylee&#8230;</p>
<p>NB: This is quite long, and it took me ages to write, so go on, read it as I put a lot of effort in!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Thursday, 11th January 2007</strong></span></p>
<p>The day started relatively normally, with work until 5.30.</p>
<p>On the way to my mums, I had to use all the backroads I knew to avoid [W:Operation Stack] on the [W:M20 motorway] which was causing, to quote the Orange travel line: &#8220;15 miles of stationery traffic. Severe delays. Avoid.&#8221; and also causing knock-on effects to the A249 and pretty much any major road around. To my joy, it only took me an hour to get back, which is about on-par with a journey in normal traffic on the main roads.</p>
<p>I went up to Layzells at about 8.45pm with my brother to meet a bunch of mates, Weiran and Andy, Ollie, Cod to name a few. It was karaoke night. As the night progressed and the drinks began to flow, I got more confident, and FINALLY (after months of them not having it) I got to sing White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic! Needless to say, I nailed it! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And what is a trip to Layzells karaoke without bustin&#8217; out Nelly&#8217;s Grillz with Waz and Andy? <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Friday, 12th January 2007</strong></span></p>
<p>Happy birthday to meeee! Funny how 21 feels the same as 20, except if I was in America I could now legally get drunk! I WILL take advantage of this fact at some point <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>I got all the presents on my previous post, along with a lovely silver bracelet thing from my brother, some lovely cufflinks from my gran and a bunch of cheques totalling £156 (I never realised how generous all my family were, time for thank you cards!). Chris and Jon at <a href="http://www.comtecs.co.uk/abous-us.xhtml">work</a> also got me a card, which I wasn&#8217;t actually expecting, didn&#8217;t know you guys cared if you&#8217;re reading this! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Another surprise was the helium balloon (complete with &#8217;21&#8242; shaped confetti) that arrived in a box in the latter half of the day, thanks mum!! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Then it was off to Gatwick to pick up Phil from the Micra Sports Club and his friend ready for tomorrow&#8217;s antics. I should explain at this point it was Phil&#8217;s 20th on the Saturday too, so it was like an uber-joint-party!</p>
<p>After this we spent the rest of the night playing Pro Evo Soccer 6 on my 360, and I found out Phil has some mad skills at that game. The challenge to beat him was on! More on that later, but for now we move on to&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Saturday, 13th January 2007</span></span></p>
<p>Happy birthday to Phiiiil! Hehe. I remember being 20, it felt so grown up to be leaving those teenage years behind, they&#8217;ve stuck with you since year 8 at school so it seems very much like the end of an era when within a minute they&#8217;re all gone.</p>
<p>Woke up at about midday after a late night Pro Evo session, had a shower, then played a load more Pro Evo. I was originally supposed to go to the Co-Operative bank in Croydon to deposit my cheques into my Smile.co.uk account but they&#8217;d closed by the time I was human! Damn. I still haven&#8217;t put them in!</p>
<p>More Pro Evo&#8230;. Until about 4pm when Andy and Weiran arrive&#8230; Then more Pro Evo! Oh, and more drinks (for them anyway, I&#8217;m driving us to Upper Warlingham train station!).</p>
<p>We set off for the train station at about <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">7.45pm</span> 7.52pm, and miss the 8.00pm train we were supposed to catch to London, so we hang around until 8.30pm for the next one. Thanks for writing &#8216;cock&#8217; in the steam in my car windows guys!</p>
<p>Arrive at Farringdon for about 9.30pm and bang straight into the Wetherspoons nearby for a quick half hour drinking session to prep us for the night (because drinks in Turnmills are criminally expensive &#8211; Â£4.80 for a Wkd!) 2 pitchers of vodka+Red Bull and 2 shots of Sambuca and we&#8217;re ready for Turnmills!</p>
<p>Now, what&#8217;s the best way to explain the next 8 hours of dancing, and the pinnacle of the whole weekend&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">F * * K I N G  A W E S O M E ! !</span></p>
<p>Right, moving on&#8230; No, not really! Although I won&#8217;t discuss the specifics of boogying for 8 hours (yes I said boogying Stevie B!) let&#8217;s just say the music was absolutely awesome, hats off to all the DJs!</p>
<p>An interesting thing I discovered while there too is that you can get Nitrous Oxide in balloon form, and it is quite interesting, basically you laugh at everything and your body goes all tingly for about a minute. Best Â£2 I ever spent. It&#8217;s legal by the way, it&#8217;s just dentists laughing gas!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the obligatory drunk, hazy photos that you expect from a club that provides a smoke machine in the main room&#8230;</p>
<p><a class="imagelink" title="dsc00229.jpg" href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dsc00229.jpg"><img id="image63" src="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dsc00229.thumbnail.jpg" alt="dsc00229.jpg" /></a> <a class="imagelink" title="dsc00230.jpg" href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dsc00230.jpg"><img id="image64" src="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dsc00230.thumbnail.jpg" alt="dsc00230.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>All in all, an awesome night, and I want to go again very soon! Smartie Partie throw one hell of a Turnmills event!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Sunday, 14th January 2007</span></span></p>
<p>Set off from Turnmills at about 6am, only to learn that the tube station doesn&#8217;t open until 8am&#8230; Of course! It&#8217;s a Sunday! ****!</p>
<p>Luckily Weiran knew of a 24 hour diner, called <a href="http://www.tinseltown.co.uk">Tinseltown</a> that&#8217;s only about a 10 min walk from Farringdon Tube Station, I&#8217;d recommend checking it out, the food there is amazing! Huge portions too!</p>
<p>We then returned to the tube station, paid for our tickets, then wandered onto the platform, only to glance up at the monitor and discover that there would be &#8220;&#8230;no trains operating across London until 8.15am&#8221; and even then all trains would terminate and begin at London Blackfriars!!<br />
So that prompted a 30 min walk to Blackfriars and then a 30 min wait for a train! Finally got on the train and got to East Croydon station only to discover the train to Upper Warlingham wouldn&#8217;t be arriving for another 40 minutes! So that prompted another wait in a freezing cold waiting room which for the latter half of we shared with some drunk guy whose first words upon spotting us was &#8220;You lot have been out on the piss then&#8221;. Charming! He then proceed to say all sorts of random, hilarious, racist things, such as asking Weiran for a number 51! And to top it all off, when Phil spoke (he&#8217;s from near Manchester) this guy went &#8220;Way aii man! You from Newcastle&#8221;. What a legend.</p>
<p>We finally got home at about 11am, slept for about 3 hours, played a bunch more Pro Evo, Weiran and Andy left, I took Phil and his mate to Gatwick and went to sleep.</p>
<p>There we go. If you&#8217;ve got this far down, then I&#8217;m very impressed, you must be a true friend, and I thank you for reading! If you want more like this, then come out on the 12th January 2008 for my 22nd!! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>James <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>By the way, I did beat Phil at Pro Evo in the end, 2-0! Woohoo!! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Paddling down the (Life)stream</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I certainly have been out-doing myself on updates to this site recently! I&#8217;ve now (after a lot of tweaking around) installed a Lifestream on my site, courtesy of Chris Davis. Who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll start making interesting blog posts soon too?! You can find my Lifestream at the /lifestream URL, unsurprisingly! James]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I certainly have been out-doing myself on updates to this site recently! I&#8217;ve now (after a lot of tweaking around) installed a Lifestream on my site, courtesy of <a href="http://www.chrisjdavis.org/2006/11/26/lifestream-ala-wordpress/">Chris Davis</a>.</p>
<p>Who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll start making interesting blog posts soon too?! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>You can find my Lifestream at the <a href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/lifestream/"><code>/lifestream</code></a> URL, unsurprisingly!</p>
<p>James <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Stolen my Virginity!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not quite, I&#8217;ve actually been playing with my Virgin Radio Now Playing ticker back from my Windoze.biz days (you oldskoolers will remember that!). It&#8217;s now been converted into a plugin and forms what you see to the right of this post on the main index. I quite like it. I hope you do too. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, not quite, I&#8217;ve actually been playing with my <a href="http://www.virginradio.co.uk">Virgin Radio</a> Now Playing ticker back from my <a title="My old site. The 2002-esque design amuses me." href="http://www.windoze.biz">Windoze.biz</a> days (you oldskoolers will remember that!).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s now been converted into a plugin and forms what you see to the right of this post on the main index. I quite like it. I hope you do too.</p>
<p>Next item of business is a Lifestream&#8230; See you in a few hours!</p>
<p>James</p>
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		<title>Site Layout Tweaked</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, thanks to the Firefox Developer Toolbar, I&#8217;ve finally sorted out the little bits of my layout that have been bugging me since I got it set up. Like not using all of the page for the sidebar and the main content. You may not notice the difference much, but seeing as I&#8217;m probably the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, thanks to the <a href="http://www.getfirefox.com">Firefox</a> <a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/60/">Developer Toolbar</a>, I&#8217;ve finally sorted out the little bits of my layout that have been bugging me since I got it set up. Like not using all of the page for the sidebar and the main content.</p>
<p>You may not notice the difference much, but seeing as I&#8217;m probably the most frequent visitor here, it makes a difference to me, so nerr!! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I should really get some sleep now! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>James <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Stuck in an infinite loop&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I&#8217;ve been using [[wikipedia:OpenDNS]] for nearly 24 hours now, and although it&#8217;s one hell of a free service, it&#8217;s quite susceptible to DDoS attacks it seems. As their site is down, and DNS queries aren&#8217;t resolved very well at the moment. The most amusing thing was when trying to load their site. What happens [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I&#8217;ve been using [[wikipedia:OpenDNS]] for nearly 24 hours now, and although it&#8217;s one hell of a free service, it&#8217;s quite susceptible to DDoS attacks it seems. As their site is down, and DNS queries aren&#8217;t resolved very well at the moment.</p>
<p>The most amusing thing was when trying to load their site. What happens when a domain doesn&#8217;t resolve is it shows you a Google-esque search page based on the domain you tried to load. It&#8217;s quite funny when it can&#8217;t resolve it&#8217;s own website:</p>
<p><a title="whoops.png" class="imagelink" href="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/whoops.png"><img alt="whoops.png" id="image40" src="http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/whoops.thumbnail.png" /></a><br />
Here&#8217;s hoping it sorts itself out soon cos it is a great service, and why would script kiddies attack a free service? That&#8217;s like trying to take down [[wikipedia:Wikipedia]], retards!</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong>: I can&#8217;t believe no one noticed the word infinite was missing 2 letters in the 3 days this post was up!!! <img src='http://www.calamityjames.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Sony Nintendo DS?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weiran and I went to the GAME shop at Maidstone yesterday, to get his Nintendo DS Lite fixed as the microphone had died on it. He managed to collar one of the guys that worked there, and the conversation went something like this: Weiran: Hi, I bought this DS Lite a few months ago and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ejecutive.co.uk">Weiran</a> and I went to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAME">GAME </a>shop at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidstone">Maidstone</a> yesterday, to get his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_DS_Lite">Nintendo DS Lite</a> fixed as the microphone had died on it. He managed to collar one of the guys that worked there, and the conversation went something like this:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Weiran:</em> Hi, I bought this DS Lite a few months ago and the microphone seems to have died on it&#8230; Is there anything you can do about it?<br />
<em> GAME Employee:</em> Erm, let&#8217;s have a quick look<br />
<em> G:</em> Okay, I think you&#8217;d have to send it back to <strong>Sony<br />
</strong><em>W:</em> Sony?<br />
<em> G:</em> Yeah<br />
<em>W:</em> <strong>Sony</strong> make the <strong>Nintendo DS?!</strong><br />
<em> G:</em> Yeah, I&#8217;m pretty sure they do&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>I had to wander off to look at the PC games because I was laughing so much. Worked out okay in the end, we found someone that actually knew what they were talking about and gave him a brand new DS Lite! And I bought <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_%26_Conquer:_The_First_Decade">Command and Conquer: The First Decade</a> for Â£20, it was their Deal of the Week! Not too shabby!</p>
<p>James.</p>
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