CAT | Clubbing
Well that certainly was a birthday to remember! I’ll try and write as complete account of it as possible, FBI-stylee…
NB: This is quite long, and it took me ages to write, so go on, read it as I put a lot of effort in!
Thursday, 11th January 2007
The day started relatively normally, with work until 5.30.
On the way to my mums, I had to use all the backroads I knew to avoid [W:Operation Stack] on the [W:M20 motorway] which was causing, to quote the Orange travel line: “15 miles of stationery traffic. Severe delays. Avoid.” and also causing knock-on effects to the A249 and pretty much any major road around. To my joy, it only took me an hour to get back, which is about on-par with a journey in normal traffic on the main roads.
I went up to Layzells at about 8.45pm with my brother to meet a bunch of mates, Weiran and Andy, Ollie, Cod to name a few. It was karaoke night. As the night progressed and the drinks began to flow, I got more confident, and FINALLY (after months of them not having it) I got to sing White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic! Needless to say, I nailed it! 
And what is a trip to Layzells karaoke without bustin’ out Nelly’s Grillz with Waz and Andy? 
Friday, 12th January 2007
Happy birthday to meeee! Funny how 21 feels the same as 20, except if I was in America I could now legally get drunk! I WILL take advantage of this fact at some point 
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I got all the presents on my previous post, along with a lovely silver bracelet thing from my brother, some lovely cufflinks from my gran and a bunch of cheques totalling £156 (I never realised how generous all my family were, time for thank you cards!). Chris and Jon at work also got me a card, which I wasn’t actually expecting, didn’t know you guys cared if you’re reading this!
Another surprise was the helium balloon (complete with ‘21′ shaped confetti) that arrived in a box in the latter half of the day, thanks mum!!
Then it was off to Gatwick to pick up Phil from the Micra Sports Club and his friend ready for tomorrow’s antics. I should explain at this point it was Phil’s 20th on the Saturday too, so it was like an uber-joint-party!
After this we spent the rest of the night playing Pro Evo Soccer 6 on my 360, and I found out Phil has some mad skills at that game. The challenge to beat him was on! More on that later, but for now we move on to…
Saturday, 13th January 2007
Happy birthday to Phiiiil! Hehe. I remember being 20, it felt so grown up to be leaving those teenage years behind, they’ve stuck with you since year 8 at school so it seems very much like the end of an era when within a minute they’re all gone.
Woke up at about midday after a late night Pro Evo session, had a shower, then played a load more Pro Evo. I was originally supposed to go to the Co-Operative bank in Croydon to deposit my cheques into my Smile.co.uk account but they’d closed by the time I was human! Damn. I still haven’t put them in!
More Pro Evo…. Until about 4pm when Andy and Weiran arrive… Then more Pro Evo! Oh, and more drinks (for them anyway, I’m driving us to Upper Warlingham train station!).
We set off for the train station at about 7.45pm 7.52pm, and miss the 8.00pm train we were supposed to catch to London, so we hang around until 8.30pm for the next one. Thanks for writing ‘cock’ in the steam in my car windows guys!
Arrive at Farringdon for about 9.30pm and bang straight into the Wetherspoons nearby for a quick half hour drinking session to prep us for the night (because drinks in Turnmills are criminally expensive – £4.80 for a Wkd!) 2 pitchers of vodka+Red Bull and 2 shots of Sambuca and we’re ready for Turnmills!
Now, what’s the best way to explain the next 8 hours of dancing, and the pinnacle of the whole weekend…
F * * K I N G A W E S O M E ! !
Right, moving on… No, not really! Although I won’t discuss the specifics of boogying for 8 hours (yes I said boogying Stevie B!) let’s just say the music was absolutely awesome, hats off to all the DJs!
An interesting thing I discovered while there too is that you can get Nitrous Oxide in balloon form, and it is quite interesting, basically you laugh at everything and your body goes all tingly for about a minute. Best £2 I ever spent. It’s legal by the way, it’s just dentists laughing gas!
Here’s the obligatory drunk, hazy photos that you expect from a club that provides a smoke machine in the main room…
All in all, an awesome night, and I want to go again very soon! Smartie Partie throw one hell of a Turnmills event!
Sunday, 14th January 2007
Set off from Turnmills at about 6am, only to learn that the tube station doesn’t open until 8am… Of course! It’s a Sunday! ****!
Luckily Weiran knew of a 24 hour diner, called Tinseltown that’s only about a 10 min walk from Farringdon Tube Station, I’d recommend checking it out, the food there is amazing! Huge portions too!
We then returned to the tube station, paid for our tickets, then wandered onto the platform, only to glance up at the monitor and discover that there would be “…no trains operating across London until 8.15am” and even then all trains would terminate and begin at London Blackfriars!!
So that prompted a 30 min walk to Blackfriars and then a 30 min wait for a train! Finally got on the train and got to East Croydon station only to discover the train to Upper Warlingham wouldn’t be arriving for another 40 minutes! So that prompted another wait in a freezing cold waiting room which for the latter half of we shared with some drunk guy whose first words upon spotting us was “You lot have been out on the piss then”. Charming! He then proceed to say all sorts of random, hilarious, racist things, such as asking Weiran for a number 51! And to top it all off, when Phil spoke (he’s from near Manchester) this guy went “Way aii man! You from Newcastle”. What a legend.
We finally got home at about 11am, slept for about 3 hours, played a bunch more Pro Evo, Weiran and Andy left, I took Phil and his mate to Gatwick and went to sleep.
There we go. If you’ve got this far down, then I’m very impressed, you must be a true friend, and I thank you for reading! If you want more like this, then come out on the 12th January 2008 for my 22nd!!
James
By the way, I did beat Phil at Pro Evo in the end, 2-0! Woohoo!!
Yes, for my birthday party on Saturday night, we have decided to go, once again, to the awesome club they call Turnmills, more specifically, their Smartie Partie night – 5 rooms open, the description is “All things house!”. This includes Hard, Funky, Tribal, Tek, Electro and Chilled House!
Plus a fiver for entry with the special pass I managed to find, you really cannot go wrong!
I’ll leave you with the flyer, I’ll be taking my camera with me too so I’ll try and take as many pics as I can!
James
It’s gonna rock, the legend that is Paul Oakenfold is gonna be there and me, Waz and Andy are gonna rock out (who cares that the wimpy girls couldn’t make it! 
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