About Me
I’m James and I live in Maidstone. I have recently escaped from the Isle of Sheppey! You can usually find me in the Halfway House on a Friday, or on the dancefloors of Maidstone or Canterbury of a weekend!
I was born in Harrogate General Hospital, North Yorkshire in 1986 and lived just up the road in Knaresborough for 4 years before moving “down sarf” in 1990! My accent is now neutral, it’s not Yorkshire, and it’s not Southern! I think I inherited the best of both worlds 
I work for a company called Comtecs in Tunbridge Wells which I really enjoy, been there 3 years now!
I’m a nice guy, which means I finish last, but to be honest, I’d rather finish last than be a ****. 
I can’t really think of much more to say right now! If you want to know more, get in contact!
Vital Statistics
Full Name: James Robert Harland
Birthday: 12th January 1986 (22 years old)
Birthplace: Harrogate, North Yorkshire
Living: Maidstone, Kent
Work: IT Project Consultant for Comtecs Ltd in Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Interests: Computers, website design, Car modification (mainly Micras!)
Cars:
- 1998 Nissan Primera 2.0 GT in Black
- 1998 Nissan Almera 1.4 Equation in White
- 1996 Nissan Micra 1.3 SR in Black
- 1987 Nissan Micra 1.0 Camper Van!
- 1986 Nissan Bluebird 1.8 ZX Turbo in Red
Skills: HTML, PHP, MySQL, Some Linux
And now for some pre-prepared info about me…
| Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey | |
| Name: | James Harland |
| Birthday: | 12th January 1986 |
| Birthplace: | Harrogate, North Yorkshire |
| Current Location: | Maidstone, Kent |
| Eye Color: | Blue |
| Hair Color: | Blonde |
| Height: | 5′11″ |
| Right Handed Or Left Handed: | Right handed |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | Converse |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | Ham & Pineapple stuffed crust |
| Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Tune up the Primera! |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: | lolol or hehe |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | **** i’m late for work!!! |
| Your Bedtime: | 2am-ish! |
| Pepsi Or Coke: | Pepsi! |
| McDonalds Or Burger King: | Burger King |
| Single Or Group Dates: | Single |
| Chocolate Or Vanilla: | Chocolate |
| Cappucino Or Coffee: | Cappucino |
| Do You Smoke: | No |
| Do You Swear: | A bit |
| Do You Sing: | Only when drunk! |
| Do You Shower Daily: | Yes |
| Have You Been In Love: | Yes |
| Do You Want To Go To College: | Been, I guess |
| Do You Want To Get Married: | Yes |
| Do You Believe In Yourself: | Yes |
| Do You Get Motion Sickness: | No |
| Do You Think You Are Attractive: | I’m not full of myself  |
| Are You A Health Freak: | Wouldn’t say so |
| Do You Get Along With Your Parents: | Yeah |
| Do You Like Thunderstorms: | Love them! |
| Do You Play An Instrument: | Not any more |
| In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol: | Ohhh yes! |
| In The Past Month Have You Smoked: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall: | Yes, yesterday! |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos: | No, but I want to! |
| In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping: | No |
| In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything: | No |
| Ever Been Drunk: | Last weekend! |
| Ever Been Called A Tease: | Yes |
| Ever Been Beaten Up: | Yes, it’s Weiran’s fault! |
| Ever Shoplifted: | No |
| How Do You Want To Die: | In my sleep |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: | Rich! |
| What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: | America (again!) |
